So what are the biggest, baddest sex toys out there?
We regularly keep an eye on what sex toys people are searching for online in Australia and showing your nature as a people who never shy away from a challenge, Australians regularly Google things like ‘huge dildo’, ‘huge dong’ and ‘huge butt plug’. So what’s our pick of the most massive sex toys out there? Really there are too many to cover in one blog post, so these are a few ‘best in class’ from our dildos & dongs and butt plug ranges.
American Bombshell Range
Almost enough to blow you apart – if you haven’t become acquainted with the American Bombshell range yet, you will probably want to browse this range.
Modeled on missiles and classic bombs, and weighing in at up to over a kilo each, each American Bombshell is proudly handmade from high quality rubber in the USA by the makers at Doc Johnson. These are not for the faint of heart. We got a really good workout packing the shelves with this range of enormous butt plugs and dildos. They also come in a cheery shade of bright red unlike many of the more serious sex toys. Try the 10 inch length AND girth (that’s 3.2 inches of diameter) of the B10 Tango out for size (8.8 inches of length) or the slightly more manageable Fat Man Cherry Bomb butt plug – a breeze at just 6.5 inches long and 2.4 inches of girth.
Mister Fister lifesize fist
Truly a challenge. This bad boy is a completely lifelike fist offering 8 inches of length and 3.5 inches at the widest point. It has multi-speed vibration and a super smooth body safe rubber surface that is seamless, bar the vibrator controller on the end. Which is good, because you’re going to want to liberally plaster this thing in lube before giving it a go.
12 inch Dildo
Any sex toy manufacturer worth their salt recognises the need for a serious sized dildo in their range. We showcase a few high quality, heavy hitting models on our virtual shelves. Most manufacturers have started doing dual-density models now that are basically softer outer skins with a dense ‘muscular’ inner core, mim icking the feel of a real live cock. The only thing that isn’t very lifelike about the options we’re about to mention are their massive dimensions! We’re covering three different models in this section as there are just so many options out there in this category:
12 inch King Cock dual density cock with balls – a super lifelike model made from high quality TPE with incredibly realistic, throbbing veins and stubbly balls, this is a great option if you value a realistic experience with visual appeal. Standing tall and erect thanks to it’s firm inner core, you can use this suction cupped to a surface, even horizontally, as despite it’s large size, we find the sturdy suction base is pretty effective (although we didn’t test this ‘for real’ so we’re can’t tell you exactly what might happen during a particularly steamy sesh!).
12 inch Junior veined double ended dildo – the advantage of monster toys is getting the chance to have twice the fun. If you want to use a double dong with a partner then an even bigger 18 inch option might be more your thing, but if you’re a lady interested in dual penetration, or are a guy looking for something that you can handle easily by yourself for some back door play, then this 12 incher is a good option.
16.5 inch Dorcel luxury collection Double Do – this is the least intimidating looking toy on our list. The Double Do is a silky smooth 16.5 inch double dong from the Marc Dorcel range, a luxe European designed range of toys that are all made from top quality silicone in a bright pink fuschia colour.
The Dick Rambone Cock
Named after the famous porn star, the Dick Rambone dildo is an amazing 14.5 inches long, and molded from the star himself. We just wonder how did this man not faint every single time he got an erection?! Luckily, this one won’t take any effort to stay long and strong. This monster meat is made of firm but pliable sil-a-gel (Doc Johnson’s proprietary antibacterial, pthalate free material). Surprisingly sturdy for such a brutally large toy, it adheres to any flat surface with a strong suction cup base.
Maybe not so much enormous, as heavy duty, the OxBalls range is made especially for big, strong man sex. With charming names like the ‘pig-hole’ and ‘butt-hole fuck plug’ the OxBalls range will protect your back door from serious damage while you go hard at it. Their largest toy is the large Butt-hole rippled Fuckplug which is a hefty 9 inches girth at it’s widest point and 4.75 inches of usable length. It’s got a 1.5 inch diameter opening and is made of soft stretchy silicone for flexibility.